1. When someone treats you with the respect you feel you are entitled to, as opposed to that which you actually deserve.
2. When someone pretends to care about the random thing that is pissing you off at the moment.
3. When someone plays dumb rather than cuss you out.
4. When people worse off than you listen to your complaints.
5. When someone describes your views as “unique” rather than “idiotic”.
6. When someone describes you as “inner-directed” rather than “selfish”.
7. When someone describes you as “aloof” rather than “airheaded”.
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