Post-Meltdown Conversational Etiquette for the Compulsive Wiseass

Lesson 14

How to keep the customer in front of you on the checkout line from popping a cap in your ass

Checkout line dude: “This country is going to Hell. It’s getting harder and harder for average people like me to make it.”

Wrong reply: “Or, it could be that you’re just getting older and slower.”

REALLY wrong reply: “Or, it could be that you’re just getting older and slower. Which would make you – what – below average?”


About whatdoesbabysay

Middle School Teacher in Pinellas County, Florida. Kind of a writer, kind of a musician. Ex-athlete. Just hanging.
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