Monthly Archives: July 2016

Empty Cave, Cave at empty

“Don’t expect me to buy the Brooklyn Bridge from you just because you know more about Brooklyn than I do”. This will be my last post about Melania Trump. Trust me. My word is bond, and I always do what … Continue reading

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Live from the Inbredican Convention

The latest buzz in my friends’ comments feed is that Speechgate is the work of Clinton moles in the Trump speechwriting team. A conspiracy, as opposed to a confederacy of dunces. The more plausible explanation is that English is both … Continue reading

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WTF?

Trump is actually leading Clinton in major swing states, and has erased her six-point lead nationally. Yet my feed is still pocked with butt-hurt Sanders supporters who continue to play coy when asked if they are actually going to participate … Continue reading

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