More perspective on Trump: Imagine how the movie “Dave” would have turned out if Animal House’s Mark Metcalf – reimagining his “Neidermier” character as a blustery wannabe too soft to actually enlist – played the lead character instead of Kevin Kline? The machinations of his evil right hand man (the Langella/Giuiani comparisons are too juicy) would be fait accompli upon conception. Scratch Sigourney Weaver and insert Kim Karda – no even better – Paris Hilton. His blood and in-law sons? Imagine CGI versions of “Beavis and Butthead” “Squidbillies” and “South Park”, close your eyes and pick any three.