To all the people who understand and are hanging in there:
Thanks.
To all the people who didn’t understand but hung in there until there was no point:
I am truly sorry.
To those who understood and didn’t hang in there:
Smart move.
To those who didn’t understand,
didn’t want to,
felt themselves incapable of not understanding,
or
attempted (rofl) to “educate” “enlighten”, belittle, use or dismiss…
And got resistance.
Thermonuclear snark.
Near-catatonic, talking-to you-while-referring-to-you-in-the-third-person styled detachment.
Sarcastic bemusement.
or
Nonsensical ellipticism
designed to avoid the annoying inconvenience
of trying to condense a couple of years worth of
perspective and information into a few words
so that you would understand my answer.
I’m really, really, really happy you ran into me.
Who are you, again?
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